Bill Murray in Ohio

It was a long, long night on the Ohio turnpike and I decided to turn onto an exit ramp and go to a motel. I awoke to hear the room service man knocking on my door. When I got up to answer it, I noticed it was the famous actor Bill Murray. I just stared and didn’t say anything, so he came in. After a while, I noticed he was going through my purse. I yelled, “HEY!” He turned and looked at me with an evil grin. “No-one will ever believe you,” he said and he ran out of the room.