We’d like to thank Rob for submitting this Bill Murray Story.
It was a cold, blustery mid Spring morning in Toronto and Mr Bill Murray was strolling down the street. Passers by gawped in awe of the living legend but he didn’t hurry, he didn’t hide, he continued his steady pace, all the way down the street.
Soon he’d gathered a crowd of expectant Canadians, all wondering what momentous event he was headed for and what pearls of wisdom could be gleaned from his confident lips. The crowd moved from hundreds to thousands, attracted by this famous actor in Toronto. Inevitably the press were on the scene, trying to get an interview with the man himself… and still he strode purposefully all the way down the street.
Finally, after what felt like an eternity, Murray arrived at the Humber River. He could not proceed and there are some who say that not even the venerable Ghostbuster can disrupt the fabric of nature. In a momentous and swift gesture, he loosened his belt and dropped his trousers. He then pissed in the river.
When he was finished he turned to the nearest camera, gave his trademark smile and said “No one will ever believe you”. On that he turned on his heels and walked the way he came and to this day, despite the video evidence, no one does believe it.