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After a High School Football Game

Editor: We’d like to thank Vinnie for his Bill Murray Story.

This is 100% true. In high school, I was on the football team. We were playing the school Bill Murray’s kids were rumored to attend. We did not know if there was any truth to it, or if it was just some urban legend. Anyhow, I had the game of my life – about 230 yards receiving and 3 touchdowns.

After the game, we were walking out in the parking lot and an older Jaguar with blacked out windows pulls into my path and blocks me. The window rolls down and the guy says with a wink “Hey number 83, I like your moves.” As I realize it’s Bill Murray, he lets out a fake evil cackle and speeds away.

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