About a year ago, I stopped to get gas at an Exxon station at a rest stop on the New Jersey Turnpike. I went inside the store to pay and, when I got back to the car, saw that someone had the door open and was stealing change from the ash tray. I ran over to the car and yelled “What the fuck?” at the man, who was dressed in gray sweat pants and had a faded tie dye shirt on. I got to the car right as the man got out and, to my surprise, saw it was Bill Murray! I stood there looking at him for almost a minute, totally shocked. He looked right at me and smiled. After a moment, he calmly said “no one will ever believe you” and then walked away.