Forget First Class

We’d like to thank Denise for sharing the following story.

In the late 90′s I was flying home from Newark, NJ back to Minneapolis, after a long work week away from my son. We used to fly out whenever we could get bumped from Business Class to First Class, so in this case we were flying home at almost midnight (just to get those awesome seats and some coffee with Bailey’s for free). First class was PACKED, but the coach cabin was almost completely empty.

We were about to take off, when Bill Murray suddenly appeared in the cabin to general whispered freak out. He took one look at the 7 of 8 First Class seats, then the 100+ wide open Coach seats, and blew past us to sit in the back. I didn’t blame him a bit. Continue reading

A Gas Station in New Jersey

About a year ago, I stopped to get gas at an Exxon station at a rest stop on the New Jersey Turnpike. I went inside the store to pay and, when I got back to the car, saw that someone had the door open and was stealing change from the ash tray. I ran over to the car and yelled “What the fuck?” at the man, who was dressed in gray sweat pants and had a faded tie dye shirt on. I got to the car right as the man got out and, to my surprise, saw it was Bill Murray! I stood there looking at him for almost a minute, totally shocked. He looked right at me and smiled. After a moment, he calmly said “no one will ever believe you” and then walked away.