The Elevator

We would like to thank Jared C for contributing this Bill Murray Story!

I had never been to New York City before. I found the hotel I was looking for and got into the elevator so I could get to my room on the 22nd floor. On the second floor the elevator stopped so someone could get in.

Bill Murray got in the elevator. I looked at him and said “Holy Shit, you’re Bill Murray!” to which he responded “Why are people always telling me that? I know.” He then preceded to click the button for every floor so that the elevator would stop 20 more times before I reached my destination.

When the elevator reached the third floor, Bill Murray walked off the elevator, turned around, and said “Nobody will ever believe you.”